- appears frequently throughout the series mainly whenever Dan orders a package. The only exception was in the episode with the VR because he ordered that in real life. Whenever Dan asks him a question, he just stands there, staring and drooling. In one episode to make fun of this he was on a tiny block of sand surrounded by a lava lake and he didn't notice at ALL. It is unknown how he got his job in this state. It is also unknown he is in Dan's world in the first place, and it is presumed because DanM opened his network to LAN, similar to when he opened it for JemmaM.
He only has a breathing sound, he actually never talks.
A screenshot of Craig.